Musaddi Lal in London

Musaddi Lal in London

Musaddi Lal from Lucknow was loitering in London on a holiday, seeing sights. 

He saw a great number of people entering a beautiful building and decided to join them. They entered a huge hall.

It was actually an interview venue for a Microsoft managerial position for Mangolia. Musaddi Lal was unaware of this. He took his seat. when others did so.

Bill Gates was there for selecting a candidate.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming .

"Now all those who do not know the program language JAVA may kindly leave." , he said.

Many people rose and left the room.

Musaddi lal says to himself, "I do not know this language but what have I got to lose if I stay? I have come to see London. Let me enjoy. Let me see what happens next.."

Bill Gates now asks all the candidates who  never had experience of team management of more than 100 people to leave. More people exited the room. 

Musaddi Lal says to himself, "I have never managed even my own  kids  but why should I leave. let me see full programme" So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asks all the candidates who do not have degrees from Top League management schools to leave. More people get up and leave the room. 

Musaddi Lal says to himself, "I left school at 9th grade but what have I got to lose if I stay for this funny programme?" So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asks all of the candidates who do not speak Mongolian language to leave. So many more people exit the room.

 Musaddi Lal says to himself, "I do not speak mangolian but have I got anything to lose?" So he stays in the room.

He now finds himself alone with just one other candidate -- everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joins them and says, "Well, you are the only two candidates who speak mangolian , so I'd now like you to have a little conversation in that language."

Calmly Musaddi lal turns to the other candidate and says to him: "Bhai saheb.  pan khaoge Lucknow ka special (brother will you like to eat a special paan of Lucknow?)." 

The other candidate smiles, " ama yaar . . .  tum  bhi Lucknow ke nikle... kamaal ho gaya..." (By Jove .You too ! And from Lucknow ! Good heavens !).

***